Thursday, 13 March 2003, 11.58 PM
Highlights of the hair

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They've been denied their results by their examiner. Celebrity stars of Comic Relief Does Driving School get their test results live. Who'd have thought a driving test could be so interesting? Gareth Gates be able to send his L-plates to the Spirit in the Sky?

Those EastEnders producers have been at it again... thinking that is. This time it's love-gone-wrong as "Ant-knee" Trueman gets fanciful with Big Mo Slater.

From 8.30 Ant and Dec take the wheel and manoeuvreing through part two of Harry Potter, including Alex Ferns (mad Trevor Morgan).

Never stop reaching... for the earplugs! The Comic Relief Does Fame Academy winner is decided - will it be Ruby or Will?

Have we got no News for you Switch over to BBC TWO at 10pm for a special edition of University Challenge: celebrities with degrees vs. those without. Batting for the graduates are Baddiel and Skinner, Stephen Fry and Clive Anderson. Showing that you don't need an education are Danny Baker, Johnny Vaughan and Jeremy Beadle. Angus Deayton hosts.

Lying to Michael Jackson It doesn't matter if you're black or white. He knows, he's both. He's also turned into Lenny Henry and Rowan Atkinson is Martin Bashir. More interviews to come as Ali G interviews Bhutros Bhutros Gali - or as he calls him, Bhutros Bhutros Bhutros Gali.

Nine-year high

The single in the sky

The Chamber opens