Thanks to a promise fulfilled to release Peter Kay's video version of Tony Christie's (Is This the Way To) Amarillo if a million pounds was released within an hour, that very song will be out in shops on Monday.
The brilliantly random video, in which Peter Kay parades along with various celebrities, will first appear on an enhanced CD, then a week later on a DVD single.
In 2003 Red Nose Day made £35m, rising to £61m once sponsorship money was collected. That grand total should be beaten again after all this year's donations are in.